CHRIST! Cracking hangover!
Anyone for gin?

How do y'all cope with hangovers, does anyone have a certified cure? I've heard irn-bru and fry-ups are good.

ALT: Have you ever left any drunk ramblings on the internet? For example writing nonsense on facebook or sending someone an odd email.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 9:47, archived)

I favour a strong Bloody Mary
with lots of Tabasco.
I've left lots of drunken ramblings - it's pretty much all I do on the internet.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 9:48, archived)

umm

( ArthurTheRat, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 9:48, archived)

Haha, hello erasty

( moohalaa, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 9:58, archived)

Hehe

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:04, archived)

I have left many drunken ramblings on the internet, phone and text
Last night I don't think I was very bad. I also am hangover free since I took water and pills to bed with me for when I first woke up. Woo.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 9:49, archived)

I wasn't quite so sensible.
Looks like I was drinking vodka and dr.pepper before bed.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:05, archived)

Ah
So many times I have woken up with a half glass of some sweet (and with a hangover, foul smelling) drink beside me. I impressed myself last night!
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:08, archived)

Yep, Irn Bru and a bacon sandwich with a slice of fried bread in it.
( C, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 9:50, archived)

It must be said that I've never understood fried bread
Lorne sausage and potato scone sandwich works better than bacon but I fear I may get told off again for dissing bacon.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)

And for dissing fried bread.
Especially potato farls.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)

Oh
I thought fried bread was basically just bread. Potato scones are potato farls you bam.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 9:55, archived)

Err, whatever.

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:05, archived)

What's the difference between them?

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:06, archived)

I'd say potato scones are a scone mix with added potato
Farls are a soda bread mix with potato

Or so I think, if anyone wants to correct, feel free.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:08, archived)

As far as I was aware (and from the recipe I have)
Both potato farls and potato scones are basically mashed potato with butter, flour and salt. Then fried.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:11, archived)

Stand corrected then.
You're still wrong down below though.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:14, archived)

Lorne sausage is teh gay - it only exists because Jocks are too tight to pay for sausage skins. What you need is a proper Lincolnshire sausage.
( C, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 9:55, archived)

No because they are pork and crappy

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 9:57, archived)

Most Lorne sausage is pork or pork/beef mix isn't it?
( C, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:00, archived)

Yeh but the best ones are beef

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:02, archived)

Beef is too nice to put in sausages though.
Even the worst cut of beef cooked properly is better than the best beef sausages.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:06, archived)

But the worst beef sausage is better than the best pork sausage
And I wouldn't be having steak with a fry-up...
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:07, archived)

This is where your point is invalidated as you're wrong.
But thank for trying contestant.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:10, archived)

For preferring beef?

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:11, archived)

No, for not liking pork or bacon.

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:14, archived)

It's not that I don't like them
I'd just rather have something else. I'm just not a big fan of pig. Apart from the little stamp on my hand which is a bit smudged now.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:16, archived)

Why can't you have steak with a fry up?

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:12, archived)

I didn't say you couldn't
Just that I wouldn't. It just doesn't seem right.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:13, archived)

I didn't say you said I couldn't.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:17, archived)

Lucozade sport and a breakfast roll.
Or, drink something other than gin.

OR stay drunk.

Yes, it's human nature to ramble on the internet drunk. But it's only the people who drink gin that seem to make fools of themselves.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 9:51, archived)

Boo

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)

Right, that's it
I'm going to go and get gin.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 9:56, archived)

It's never too early for gin.
I'll go get some limes.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:04, archived)

Hmm
limes cucumber
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:05, archived)

oh and those little umbrellas, and some cocktail stirrers.
This is going to be the best day ever.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:06, archived)

Sounds good
I'll be round soon (with more gin just in case)
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:07, archived)

I just read baldmonkey's thread then I read yours
and I'm trying to convince myself you're being satirical so I don't have to punch you in the face. With a fucking steamroller.
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 9:58, archived)

For your sake, we'll say that I am.
God you're adorable.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:02, archived)

Sex, seriously.
A walk and an ice cream helps alot.
( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 9:59, archived)

A LOT
you thick shit
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:07, archived)

By not drinking
Easy enough
( moohalaa, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:00, archived)

Try wanking onto the front of an oncoming van.

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:01, archived)

Yes!
You're HERE. Alright?
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:10, archived)

I've come to swish my cape and annoy fat people with my presence.
I would imagine someone fat, somewhere north of Newcastle is locking himself in a coal bunker and gorging himself on whatever he can find in the bins, out of abject fear.

I AM WELL, HOW ARE YOU?
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:12, archived)

I hear he's firing blanks.
It's terrible news.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:14, archived)

It's probably for the best.
I mean, do we really need another one?

I'm going to have myself sterylised for the sake of mankind.
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:15, archived)

HANG ON THOUGH.
Last I heard, his pet Troglodyte wouldn't even let him into the cavern of sorrow, lest he brought a shiny golden ring and buffet dining.
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:17, archived)

Well, I was just contemplating why he seems to be so particularly bitter and spiteful towards an infant,
and I realised it could be jealousy. An ugly emotion. It would suit him.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:21, archived)

The infant was probably female.

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:21, archived)

Ha ha.
I'm not too bad. About to get up and drink some tea whilst trying to analyse last night's dream. IT'S ALL GO HERE.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:18, archived)

MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE.

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:19, archived)

MOTHERFUCKING HELL YEAH.

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:24, archived)

The thing about dream analysis, right, is that it's all a load of bollocks
because, right, dreams are utterly fucking meaningless.
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:24, archived)

Oh hello you horrible smelly old prick.
/ac
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:11, archived)

Hello you dumpy Irish slut.

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:13, archived)

I made that up, just for you.

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:13, archived)

I used to do that, I seem to behave myself a bit better now. When I'm at home, anyway.
Morning internet.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:06, archived)

Mornin' there.
*tips hat*
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:07, archived)

Oh hello.
How is Wales?
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:09, archived)

Wet.
I think the cricket might be off today.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:24, archived)

Tis the evening here love.
You gone home yet?
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:11, archived)

Nope, flying at 17:05.
HURRAY!
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:12, archived)

Say hello to the turf for me.

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:17, archived)

Will do.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:21, archived)