I just got up and when I was in the bathroom noticed it was raining outside
so I nipped out of the back door and got the washing in then made a cup of tea for Mrs Nobody, woke and fed the birds, then sat at my computer to check my eBay listings. They're not doing too bad considering.
I'm wearing a big chunky fleece and black 'trunk style' boxer shorts.
Mrs Nobody is still in her nightie and already sat in front of Sims 3.
( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:29, archived)

My wife is getting dressed. I don't know what she is wearing.
Later we're going to a car boot sale with my parents. We'll probably have a competition. We sometimes do that at carboots. Something like who can get the ugliest red object for less than £1.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:35, archived)

I think you are a great Dad.
We don't do boot sales because Mrs Nobody has problems with crowds and I don't like people very much so it becomes a bit of a stressful event.
Her getting panicky and me trying not to stab people in the throat with a second-hand pair of garden shears.
( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)

People are shit.
Stick with animals.

HAI NOBBY.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)

O Hai!
*waves*
( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:47, archived)

How are the aminals?

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:48, archived)

The remaining five all seem to be
in rude health this morning.
The cats are looking grumpy because it's raining and they want to sit in the sun like yesterday.
( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:49, archived)

Poor kitties.
My rabbit is pissed off this morning, aswell. He's made shit of his cage.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:51, archived)

It's started raining again we might not go.
Its an afternoon one.
I used to be bad with crowds too. I can sympathise. But I choose not too because I am unpleasant and wacky.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:47, archived)

Are you 'zany' too?
or is that going a bit too far?
( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:48, archived)

Fuck it. Go the whole hog. I'm probably kerazy as well.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:49, archived)

Steady on now.
*wags finger*
( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 10:50, archived)