This is actually a proper answer.
Ubuntu has this problem with some touchpads, and the only solution is to not use it and get a mouse.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 12:20,
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Mine's fucked due to overuse and overheating.
The middle bit is all worn and melted slightly.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 12:21,
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He seems to be acting as a spindoctor on your behalf.
Constantly claiming that you're great.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 12:22,
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Most of what he does makes sense to me.
Except for his LIES about EGGS.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 12:25,
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I've spent nearly four years working on my reputation of being a cunt,
and he's coming along and ruining it all.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 12:29,
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That's FANTASTIC!
Quick everybody, GAZ BraynDedd to thank him for that awesome post.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 12:35,
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Your opinion is worthless due to your refusal to vote.
This means nothing to me.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 12:44,
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