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I just recieved a text from O**line *irl claiming she just bumped into my dad who in turn was all chatty and flirty with her.
Initial responses, and how can you relate this to me being bald with somebody's mother?
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 14:15, archived)
I'd like to hear some top quality JMG analysis on the collapse of Fianna Fáil's vote and the failure of Libertas to make a break through.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 14:17, archived)
The Puffs!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 14:17, archived)
Top psephology, here.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 14:21, archived)
*sighs*
*calls press agent*
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 14:23, archived)
moohala, I just purchased a copy of Viz in Tower Records and got a 10% discount.
See, even us straight guys know how to shop.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 14:41, archived)
you were ripped off.
viz is thirty percent less funny than it used to be.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 14:44, archived)
Hello FoldsFive how are you I hope you are well

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 14:44, archived)
very well ta.
i trust that you are too.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 15:38, archived)
I'm in fine fettle.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 15:44, archived)
i feel this news is just the kick i needed to get me out of the house and up the pub, rehab james is back from his holidays today, he owes me money
great
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 14:18, archived)
Your friends' names need more creativity and oomph!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 14:21, archived)
we just call him rehab to be honest, or ainsley, as that is his middle name and it is funny

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 14:22, archived)
I'm about to have a sandwich. I'm blaming you.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 14:22, archived)
I have to go, now.
But not for long. I might come back and remain silent on here mind.
It looks terribly shit on here today.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 14:22, archived)
BLIMEY the Formula 1

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 14:51, archived)
I've just been to the Vintage car rally.
There was an EXTREME motorbike stunt show.
They missed out the "Extreme" bit though.

I've also rented "7 pounds" to watch tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 15:26, archived)
That sounds thoroughly exciting

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 15:39, archived)
It was not bad.
There were clowns, men on stilts, fancy cars, etc etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 15:41, archived)
Fair enough

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 15:48, archived)
I have sore feet from walking round the shops in stupid shoes
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 15:31, archived)
That's what you get for not wearing "comfortable shoes."
I prescribe some lezzing up.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 15:37, archived)
But they are nice shoes
I don't really want to wear sensible shoes when I can have pretty ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 15:39, archived)