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There's a chap in my shop with an eye patch AND a walking stick.
BEAT THAT!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)
*places parrot on shoulder*
what says you now?
(I helped save b3ta! minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)
I says you've got bird shit on your shirt.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 15:54, archived)
yea, but that was there before

(I helped save b3ta! minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 15:54, archived)
You've got to stop using your wardrobe as an aviary.
There.
I've said it.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)

www.b3ta.com/questions/festivals/post442020
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)
An excellent point, here.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)
I don't want to beat the disabled :(

(__, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)
Well we've tried mollycoddling them and that didn't work.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 15:54, archived)
That's a mirror you crip.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)
You ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR being very rude here.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 15:55, archived)
I have AVAST sense of humour.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 15:56, archived)
You must make people very jolly, Roger.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)
I do.
I'm the mainsail man
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)
Your use of small text means your joke was buried.
On a remote dessert island.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)
DESSERT ISLAND?! WHERE?!!!!!
yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)
You seem a trifle eager.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)
*in a Scottich accent*
Am a wrang?


(am I wrong/a meringue)
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)
As I read that pun ice cream.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)
What a fatty
I heard you rate pies professionally

Yes, you are a pie rater
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)
Out.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)
Seconded

(I helped save b3ta! Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)
This is a real treasure chest of puns

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)
I'm HOOKed on them.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)
It's not an (eye) PATCH on some of the pun threads I've seen.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)
I'm going to make a film about a tornado and a plucky female storm chaser
out to seek revenge on the tornado that killed her mother. She finds the tornado and sets out to destroy it but then it turns out that her mother was a tornado and then all sorts of shit goes down.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 15:55, archived)
Will she be wearing a tight and flimsy blouse in the rain and strong winds?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 15:56, archived)
I can't
I just had a muffin. I'm starting to regret it already as I feel ill now.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)
Whatever you do.
Don't think about it churning around your stomach...
Swish... swish...
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:00, archived)
Hmm

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)
Their technique can't have been very good.

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:00, archived)
This is you, right now.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlK62rjQWLk
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:00, archived)
This is what happens when you fail to follow my medical advice.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:00, archived)
What was your medical advice?

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)
To lez up.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)
Oh
I don't want to wear terrible clothes though.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)
My thorough research on google Image Search proves that lesbians don't wear any clothes, when safe search is turned off.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)
i want a muffin

(I helped save b3ta! minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)
5 minutes and you can have that one.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)
Stop it

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)
It was good
Yey for Starbucks.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)
I don't work in a shop.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)