I'd re-route sewage water to the mains water.

( Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:39, archived)

This would go unnoticed in some parts of Yorkshire.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:41, archived)

i don't think doncaster even has mains water yet

( well, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:41, archived)

They're too busy stabbing each other and setting fire to immigrants to worry about such trivialities.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:42, archived)

I had a blinding night out in Donny not long ago
Very "base" but great fun.
( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)