On the subject of terrorism,
if you were a mad extermist type, how would YOU go about destroying a major city?
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)

Squirrels.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)

Devious little bastards they are.
They keep destroying the bins outside.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:38, archived)

Id tell everyone it had shagged its own sister.

( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)

We've been trying that on Limerick for years.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:38, archived)

Logging on to the internet and making fun of it for a half hour.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)

Surely, to bring about the demise of something large
you would cancel its internet subscription?

Chaos, wailing and deep frying would surely ensue.
( moohalaa, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:39, archived)

*Gentle applause*
Well played. Team Fruit.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:39, archived)

no need to
you can achieve almost as much by just threatening to
( well, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:38, archived)

Only if your aim is to force concessions, and not to actually destroy things.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:39, archived)

I'd re-route sewage water to the mains water.

( Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:39, archived)

This would go unnoticed in some parts of Yorkshire.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:41, archived)

i don't think doncaster even has mains water yet

( well, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:41, archived)

They're too busy stabbing each other and setting fire to immigrants to worry about such trivialities.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:42, archived)

I had a blinding night out in Donny not long ago
Very "base" but great fun.
( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)

I'd probably do a Flash animation that portrays it in a particularly bad light

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)

Too far, Gilligan. Too far.

( moohalaa, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:41, archived)

I'd stick "80% OFF SALE SALE SALE" signs in every ladies shoe shop

( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:42, archived)

The cheap shoe shop next door to us
has been having a closing down sale for the past two months.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:43, archived)

They would take the sign down but all the staff are dead
Stiletto heels through the heart, all because the customers didn't see the tiny words 'up to' next to 80% off
( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:50, archived)

I've known shops take as long as two years to close down before now.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:13, archived)

EXCELLENT

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:43, archived)

blow up the planet

( Lightguy hail satan, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:44, archived)

I'd twin it with Dresden

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)

I'd move it with in the triangle formed by grimsby, hull and scunthorpe

( Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:59, archived)

I don't know but you can go pretty much anywhere with an HV jacket.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:10, archived)

clipboards are MI5's greatest asset.
Next to James Bond.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:37, archived)

I'd set off bombs in the blackwall and dartfords tunnels
and one on the dartford bridge.
It wouldn't destroy London, but it'd force a lot of the UK's haulage down one route
( SuperMatt, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:10, archived)

I'ld get america to declair war on france.
London would then be seriously fucked.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:10, archived)

I would set off a dirty bomb made from
shit, old socks and soiled underware.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:12, archived)