The cheap shoe shop next door to us
has been having a closing down sale for the past two months.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:43, archived)

They would take the sign down but all the staff are dead
Stiletto heels through the heart, all because the customers didn't see the tiny words 'up to' next to 80% off
( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 16:50, archived)

I've known shops take as long as two years to close down before now.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 17:13, archived)