i don't like that forum poster jmg, he or she is rubbish
i could just blog about my dinner or not, new thread please

i'm so upset i might cry
( mongychops, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 20:59, archived)

img8.imageshack.us/img8/8040/jmgsonline.jpg
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:01, archived)

i would clink on your link but i can't be fucked
if i clicked everything here we'd end up with a links board or something
( mongychops, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:03, archived)

You forgot "no offence".
Don't rush your posts out! I'm only human!
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:04, archived)

i don't cause offence, never have, i have no need to use no ofence

( mongychops, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:05, archived)

Now you've missed out an "f" in an effort to reply to me quickly.
Calm down. Deep breaths. I don't think geordieal or Moohalaa are on. There's no need to rush to get the first reply to a JMG post.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:07, archived)

blimey i'm so upset by you i must be casing myself to type badie, why do you cause this in grown ups you
grr wat will i do?
( mongychops, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:11, archived)

www.b3tards.com/u/bad7436b035054876c55/jmgblame.jpg
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:12, archived)

i still won't clink on yor links, it could be something rubbish
no clinking for me, no offence, banter
( mongychops, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:15, archived)

Dat bird he pumped was well fit, innit.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:03, archived)

You haven't caught any of SexFace's STD's from sitting on the khazi yet have you?

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:04, archived)

I sware man, I don't know how he does it.
I've heard him pump 4 different women (five if you count the two at the same time) this week, and I've only been home since thursday.

He's even put up some lavalamps, glitter balls and a sex swing. He's kept Matt's lifesized cardboard cutout of Wolvarine though.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:09, archived)

did they ever have sex?
it's amazing to watch a 'cute' boy grow up to look like frankensteins monster
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:06, archived)

Pea-doe-file, when the kid says 'no', select-her.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:10, archived)

*hands tissue*
no offence
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:02, archived)

*Snugle wuggle* wud u like a sannywaniggiez?
I wish to formaly point out that this is in now way leading to a request as to theift of the information in regards to your personal choice of Sandwich, or sandwich-like, foods. Should this information be assertained via presumption on the revelation of such facts, then it shall be used for my own personal use. This will be lisanced under the Creative Commons initative, I appologize should I, through purous or accident, break this legaly binding content.

No offence like, just forum banter, don't take it personaly, great posting.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:03, archived)

'Ello Mongy
How are you this fine Sunday evening?
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:03, archived)

all good, as per

( mongychops, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:04, archived)

we just scored 647 in Scrabble.
It was a good game.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:19, archived)

mongy ongy wongly dongy mong mong chops
ongly wongly mongy wongy bongy chopply-dopply mongy ongchoppies
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:21, archived)

oh giggly wiggly giiiiigly poos

( mongychops, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:24, archived)

I'm glad we had this little chat

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:26, archived)

if only some one would tell me how you cook eggs

( mongychops, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:30, archived)