You are a creation of the letters page in Fiesta,
and not real in any way.
Real life is never that exciting.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 13:01, archived)

Having the anecdote
is probably a lot better than the actual experience and this philosophy explains a lot of events in my life.

To be fair it took about 6 months of them pestering and an awful amount of speed before I did it anyway.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 13:08, archived)