Been away from the KB for a few mins
and missed replying to Fenris's post (inches and inches below here) about tall people.

The truth is, in my experience, being bigger just makes it look smaller in comparison to the rest of you.

In other news, Luther Vandross is dead.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 12:22, archived)

If you're fat
it gets all buried and therefore shorter.

Aprt from that, I tell you they're all pretty much the same.
( Dekazer, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 12:26, archived)

I am heartened by this news

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 12:27, archived)

Hmmm
Jenna Jameson said differently in an interview, and im not sure who to believe ;P
( comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 12:27, archived)

I've had her
she was shit
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 12:28, archived)

She was less than kind about you as well
I think the phrase "cock like a mouses tongue" was mentioned.
( comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 12:31, archived)

I am glad to suffer that insult
in the name of collecting a fucking good euphamism for a small winky
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 12:32, archived)

My current favourite
is "Hung like a Japanese Mouse".
( comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 12:33, archived)

Pfft!

( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 12:38, archived)

How would you know what
they are all like?

...oh yeah... sorry... carry on...
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 12:28, archived)

this would be true
apart from the fact that it's false
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 12:28, archived)

The phrase
'pretty much' is a bit of a caveat ;)
( Dekazer, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 12:30, archived)

It's what you do with it that counts, surely?
Or was training mine to dane the macarena, a total waste of effort?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 12:32, archived)

"Dane" the macarena ?
Is this some sort of gay Shakespearian reference in an effort to get us all thinking you're clever and worldly ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 12:34, archived)

Er,
um, *shuffles feet* er, yes, yes, that's it, it can quote lines from Hamlet and dance at the same time.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 12:36, archived)

who?

( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 12:26, archived)

I think people are generally
in proportion so a taller man will generally be bigger but in proportion will be exactly the same. Tbh my knowledge of penis varieties is not fantastic (barring watching a lot of smut). In general I'm just happy mine doesn't bend off at a weird angle like some I've seen!
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 12:28, archived)

this
except it only affects the size of the limp cock. Taller men are more likely to have a shower rather than a grower.
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 12:29, archived)

See
in my experience, you're totally wrong.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 12:31, archived)

no offence my dear ginger one
but that sounds very much like a big pile of old swallop
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 12:33, archived)

I think
that I'm rather the other way round but I may be wrong.


Edit: I'm guessing you're short(ish).
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 12:35, archived)

you mean yours shrinks?

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 12:38, archived)

:P
No I just mean that I tend to he happier with mine at attention than not if you catch my drift. However real life comparison is always a bit tricky so I really don't know.

The one time I've been naked and aroused in a room with another naked aroused man (if you don't know this story just make up what ever details you think best) I can't say I was shown up at all... However we could just both have been tiny (or huge!).
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 12:44, archived)

For the sake of my sanity,
I'll assume that you were in a sauna, and some unfortunate towel slippage occured. Trying to work out why you were aroused, will only upset one (or both) of us.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 12:51, archived)

3 some
involving his wife.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 12:55, archived)

You are a creation of the letters page in Fiesta,
and not real in any way.
Real life is never that exciting.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 13:01, archived)

Having the anecdote
is probably a lot better than the actual experience and this philosophy explains a lot of events in my life.

To be fair it took about 6 months of them pestering and an awful amount of speed before I did it anyway.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 13:08, archived)

It's difficult to tell when you're so far away?
(there may be truth to this ... I've got size 12 feet but they look perfectly dainty from up here)
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 12:38, archived)

You're thinking
of thalidomide arms.

Not cocks.

*thinks he's seen the same film*
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 12:30, archived)

Just tell people they are standing too far away.
When they come in for a closer look, shove it down their throat, it will then feel appreciably bigger.
( Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 12:30, archived)

if
its that much of a concern just get to know women with small hands.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 12:32, archived)

*resists*

( Dekazer, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 12:34, archived)

Oh for the love of fuck
my hands are not that fucking small!
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 12:37, archived)

Mine are :P

Edit: I even got a white wristband with my Big Issue this week, and it's too big for me and keeps slipping off.
( Dekazer, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 12:38, archived)

put
both hands in and use it as a cheap set of cuffs.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 12:42, archived)

I just tried this at my desk
I can get both wrists in, but it's a bit budget isn't it.. ;)
( Dekazer, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 12:44, archived)

compassionate bondage
it's the future of charidee
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 12:45, archived)

Not only do we provide aid to the impoverished starving of Africa
but bondage gear too.
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 12:46, archived)

oh
it depends on the occasion after all if its a bit adhoc then its pretty nifty idea :)
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 12:46, archived)

you're probably just evolving
to cope with the small keyboards of modern wireless communication devices

be proud!
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 12:44, archived)

Always makes me laugh when I see huge
fat contractors with huge fat hands trying to use their latest tiny mobile phones :D
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 12:46, archived)