I don't think I've ever been referred to as "fluffy" on here.
Yet alone a fluffy cunt.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 2:55, archived)

as per usual I was just trying to be nice. You've not done anything to me.
I'll stop if you like.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:00, archived)

I'm just used to have people with male breasts, or grown men with flop sweat call me bald all day long.
It's a nice change.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:01, archived)

well I'm not male.
so nothing to fear from here. having not met you - cannot legitimately call you bald.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:03, archived)

What a refreshing change to the b3ta norm.
If you were male you'd have no doubt fallen out with me by now.
In fact, there's probably some poor bloke sat in a bedsit watching this conversation eating fistfulls of 'Frosties' and preparing a scathing anti-JMG remark.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:05, archived)

/googles "Frosties"
Well that's his choice. My choice is be nice until given a really good reason to be otherwise.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:06, archived)

You'll never find a real reason.
I'm JMG. People's hero and all round good egg.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:07, archived)

good for you.
I'm vamp. resident hugger and fluff giver as well as being a bit too nice.
Any mean comments will be denoted with "love and fluffles" unless I mean them to be nasty.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:09, archived)

I like eggs by the way
they're all of the nom. chocolate or otherwise.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:13, archived)

*sweats profusely*
*gets frosties crumbs between my moobs*

You're so dole that I once saw you steal a cat to try to fashoin it into a sofa (for the bedsit you live in with your mum) and a toupee (for your horrifically bald head).

Yeah! Hah! Take that JMG!

*cries into my grubby chins*

/TFD
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:13, archived)

hello you
/gives hugs.
there there. tis allright.

how are you?
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:15, archived)

What? Yes? Hello young lady.
I'm off to bed now pretty much. How are you?

/The Furry Dinosaur
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:17, archived)

I is well thank you.
say hi to az and tell him to get that zombie picture done, could you? :(

Have a good snooooze. wish I was able to snooze. but no. am multitasking. B3ta and study!
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:20, archived)

Jolly good.
He's a maximum snoozy creature at the moment but I will poke him about zombification in t'morning.

Top tips: studying will probably go faster if you weren't on b3ta, snoozing is good, I would highly recommend it.

And with that, goodnight!

/TFD
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:23, archived)

I know I know...... /pouts
just need to have something to laugh at. I know all the stuff it's just going over it all again and again and again. it's driving me mental.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:25, archived)

I downloaded Blackadder yesterday and am watching that.
It's quite good for the odd laugh.
(MooCow_Byter, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:31, archived)

am so tempted.
I love that stuff. might go watch monty python later.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:34, archived)

a horse wlked into a bar.. why etc etc
a seal walked into a club
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:35, archived)