don't know who's around.
just thought I'd drop by and say hi.

so erm. Hi.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 2:40, archived)

JMGSMASH!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 2:41, archived)

smash hi-five.
er,yeah.
how're you you fluffy cunt?
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 2:45, archived)

I don't think I've ever been referred to as "fluffy" on here.
Yet alone a fluffy cunt.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 2:55, archived)

as per usual I was just trying to be nice. You've not done anything to me.
I'll stop if you like.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:00, archived)

I'm just used to have people with male breasts, or grown men with flop sweat call me bald all day long.
It's a nice change.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:01, archived)

well I'm not male.
so nothing to fear from here. having not met you - cannot legitimately call you bald.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:03, archived)

What a refreshing change to the b3ta norm.
If you were male you'd have no doubt fallen out with me by now.
In fact, there's probably some poor bloke sat in a bedsit watching this conversation eating fistfulls of 'Frosties' and preparing a scathing anti-JMG remark.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:05, archived)

/googles "Frosties"
Well that's his choice. My choice is be nice until given a really good reason to be otherwise.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:06, archived)

You'll never find a real reason.
I'm JMG. People's hero and all round good egg.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:07, archived)

good for you.
I'm vamp. resident hugger and fluff giver as well as being a bit too nice.
Any mean comments will be denoted with "love and fluffles" unless I mean them to be nasty.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:09, archived)

I like eggs by the way
they're all of the nom. chocolate or otherwise.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:13, archived)

*sweats profusely*
*gets frosties crumbs between my moobs*

You're so dole that I once saw you steal a cat to try to fashoin it into a sofa (for the bedsit you live in with your mum) and a toupee (for your horrifically bald head).

Yeah! Hah! Take that JMG!

*cries into my grubby chins*

/TFD
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:13, archived)

hello you
/gives hugs.
there there. tis allright.

how are you?
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:15, archived)

What? Yes? Hello young lady.
I'm off to bed now pretty much. How are you?

/The Furry Dinosaur
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:17, archived)

I is well thank you.
say hi to az and tell him to get that zombie picture done, could you? :(

Have a good snooooze. wish I was able to snooze. but no. am multitasking. B3ta and study!
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:20, archived)

Jolly good.
He's a maximum snoozy creature at the moment but I will poke him about zombification in t'morning.

Top tips: studying will probably go faster if you weren't on b3ta, snoozing is good, I would highly recommend it.

And with that, goodnight!

/TFD
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:23, archived)

I know I know...... /pouts
just need to have something to laugh at. I know all the stuff it's just going over it all again and again and again. it's driving me mental.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:25, archived)

I downloaded Blackadder yesterday and am watching that.
It's quite good for the odd laugh.
(MooCow_Byter, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:31, archived)

am so tempted.
I love that stuff. might go watch monty python later.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:34, archived)

a horse wlked into a bar.. why etc etc
a seal walked into a club
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:35, archived)

Bye

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 2:42, archived)

/waves you off
bye then.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 2:45, archived)

I'm going to bed.
Work tomorrow and all that.
Good luck with the thread and your exams.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 2:45, archived)

ta mate
see you tomorrow. maybe.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 2:47, archived)

Oh, hello.

(MooCow_Byter, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 2:47, archived)

hello.
how goes it?
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 2:55, archived)

So-so.
I might have food poisoning from eating leftover BBQ sausages. Things are certainly a bit iffy. Going to bed seems a little risky at the moment, so I'm going to stay up and drink leftover vodka instead.
(MooCow_Byter, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 2:58, archived)

take a bucket to bed.
or alternately, lie by the toilet all night, just in case. I've never had food poisoning though so i'm not sure of the norm in this situation. :P
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 2:59, archived)

I just did a little sick in my mouth.
This seems like a bad sign.

*fetches bucket*
(MooCow_Byter, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:18, archived)

yeah not a good sign at all.
do you have any anti-emetic drugs like Maxolon?
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:21, archived)

It's ok, vodka will cure me.

(MooCow_Byter, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:22, archived)

i was watching some 'horror' on sliverwhatever.com
turns out you have to pay to the the rest of the film
fucking twats
it wasn't even that good
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:21, archived)

the bastards
want me to rub them out for you?
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:22, archived)

yes please
or just convince them with your vamp charms
copyright is rubbish
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:24, archived)

Charms? what charms?
I was just thinking of waltzing in and asking nicely and if they didn't I was going to drain their throats.

oh. I see what you mean..
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:27, archived)

haha
fuckit i'll just watch 'Puzzle of a Downfall Child' on uboob
bruce la bruce recommended it

edit: have you met kristine ? we are both 'True Blood' retards and have 6 days to our next orgasm
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:28, archived)

uboob?
stay away from my boobies. they're not big enough for the silver screen! edit - no have not. have seen her around though. is she scary?
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:32, archived)

i'm quite sure i'd leave your boobies alone
you being a vampyre and everything

edit: no she is wonderful
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:38, archived)

and taken.
/beams.

edit - really? Hope I get to meet her then. :) What's "true blood"?
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:40, archived)

nice one
and good luck with the exams.. i'm off to watch dunawaye be mad sexy and riotus

yank tv show about vampires.. awesome

ok i'm really going now ;)
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:43, archived)

thanks mate.
I've better shut this damn laptop off otherwise I'll not get anything done! talk later. :)
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 3:44, archived)