hi! my name is doctor dyslexia but you can call me james!
how are you! what do you want to talk about?
( d d, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 4:46, archived)

can *I* call you James?
/flutters eyelashes
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 4:51, archived)

sure you and I are exactly the same only you are australian

( d d, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 4:53, archived)

and female. And not called James.
Although one of my oldest mates is a James. I call him Jimmy or JimJam. He's well lovely. Are you well lovely?
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 4:54, archived)

no
im an asshole and i work for the cia
( d d, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 4:58, archived)

then you must not be pablo picasso
because he was never called an asshole.
( Shiksa, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 4:59, archived)

some people try to pick up women and get called assholes.
This never happened to Pablo Picasso.
 
( Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 5:14, archived)

awesome.
great stuff there. sounds riveting.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 5:00, archived)

I want to talk about the one time this kid burned my neck
I didn't like it
( Shiksa, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 4:54, archived)

would you have liked it if he'd tied a rope around it instead and had *funtime* with you?
I bet you would have you saucy minx.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 4:56, archived)

ok let's not talk about that, overused meme is overused
I'll talk about how mango Smirnoff Ice is really tasty, but a little too sweet, as are most alcopops.
( Shiksa, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 4:56, archived)

have never had it.
Alcopop of choice is UDL.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 5:02, archived)

mine is Absolut, by the litre.
 
fucking premixes are all shite.
( Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 5:56, archived)

hence my preference for beer if I can get it
or gin.
Love my gin and tonics.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 6:03, archived)

huzzah!
 
I used to be a gin drinker. I have no idea why I stopped.
( Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 6:15, archived)