i ate a crab once, imagine that

( mongychops, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:05, archived)

I'll eat you in a minute !

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:05, archived)

no you won't, you're just lying online, pulling a no handed online wheelie if you like to impress your mates
but you and me both know you'll end up wetting yourself in class and having to get your clean pants from the lost property basket, piss boy
( mongychops, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:08, archived)

No handed wheelies are so 2007
All the cool kids are doing endo-headstands with 360 superman finish these days.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:10, archived)