We played it in cubs
Splinters all round.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:06, archived)

It was wrongness
I wonder if it might have been invented to sort of level the playing feild so that you could have mixed teams of boys and girls.

Boys were too embarassed to be good at netball and girls are so shit at football that it's pointless playing either of those mixed.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:08, archived)

I've never seen girls playing crab football
That amount of thrust forth pundendae would have left an impression.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:10, archived)

Not when you're 8
You're all like "LOL GIRLS EWWWW"

Well, you were in the 70's, 8 year olds now are probably fisting each other and spit roasting the dinnerladies.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:11, archived)

It was all black and white then

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:13, archived)

[insert supermatt reference here]

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:16, archived)

Dodge ball was the best cubs game...
actually burning stuff was the best.
( BindiBaji, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:10, archived)

We never did that
The most fun I recall having was when Akela decided to pretend to drop dead to see what we would do. Go home, in my case.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:14, archived)

Your Akela sounds a bit unhinged.

( BindiBaji, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:17, archived)

He was mental
Really old ex missionary type
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:19, archived)

Mine was a fat bearded man.
Not religious just loud.
( BindiBaji, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:24, archived)

lin hinc
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:15, archived)

No bummers!

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:16, archived)