I think you may be right"Pay attention class, I want you all to play Crab Football for an hour. Anyone who gets out of the crab position and stands up will be beaten with a cane. While you're all staggering around like cripples, I'll be outside smoking a pipe and reading a pornographic magazine. Carry on"
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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:06,
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