I would go with this.
Trouble is I like most food.
( Druid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:37, archived)

Jerk Chicken?!? IN YOU COME! :D

what's this...a dirty, curly thing is see-through sauce...mmmmGET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!!
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:39, archived)

Are you confusing food with a toilet bowl there?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:41, archived)

chinese japanese hairy knees look at these

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)

We should have Marco Pierre White and Gordon Ramsey on border control.

( Druid, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 10:41, archived)