Post Office Account?

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:56, archived)

Probably something to do with my wigs r us account, too.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:57, archived)

I had a woman from Barclays call me up saying that someone was spending loads of money on my card
I freaked out then when she read everything back it was just the normal crap I buy :'(
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:57, archived)

I managed to clamp down on Mr Fraud's spending and retrieve all of my funds.
*Fists on hips*
Another victory in the fight against poor people.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:58, archived)

I've never been called up and questioned about purchases
Which is odd because sometimes I do just splash out.
( SuperMatt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:59, archived)

"Mr.DG, have you purcahsed from Rubberhammer.co.uk for £34.53?

"...yes."

"Mr.DG have you bought...67...Pug calenders?!?! oh this can't be right..."

"no....that's correct..."
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 13:59, archived)

This happend to me when I spend £400 online in about 30mins
When I got my first pay check for this job.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:00, archived)

and you've still got 399 condoms left ;D

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:02, archived)

She'll turn up on your doorstep with a long roll of receipts
DID YOU REALLY SPENT £48.20 ON TIGHT TROUSERS MISTER GUMS?
( Theoban What of it, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:03, archived)

FUCK OFF I DID!
It was £75 for leopard print tight jeans, read the receipt proppa!
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:04, archived)