hop on a train to MK
two of the girls are very attractive, and foul mouthed.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)

Nah, they'll only think I'm your boyfriend.
I'm getting hassled by too many girls at the moment and I just want to be left alone.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)

It's a tough life isn't it?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)

yeeeee :(
T'is when they're mental mate.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)

tell me about it,
Although I'm officially over my mental one.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)

Got a shitty voicemail from one telling me off for not texting her back within 5 minutes
I wasn't going to anyway but still!! Fucking nutters, Have only talked to her once down the pub.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)

I got a drunken voicemail from some glaswegian woman asking for sex on thursday,
I have no idea who it was, she sounded hideous, I think it may have been pickle.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)

pfft :)

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)

I've saved the number as "NEVER EVER ANSWER"
in my phone
(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)

It will be scary when your mum says how come you never pick up her calls anymore...

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)

My mum can at least say my name right this woman called me steve...

(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:27, archived)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)