Move to ABERDEEN

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:52, archived)

Fuck that
I'm off to Embra for a couple of days in two weeks time, that's as much jock as I can manage.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:56, archived)

We are off there in July
Mary kings close, the castle, etc all to be done
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 19:59, archived)

I'm certain me and her have been through the castle before but she swears she has never been
Don't bother with Holyrood House. It's a dump.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:01, archived)

Noted
I suggest going to spacefish's house and pooing through his letterbox
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:03, archived)

On a more important note
We have digs on Frederick Street. This amuses me only because the Toy Dolls have a song called Fisticuffs On Frederick Street which I shall be singing while twatting the occasional native.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:05, archived)

I enjoyed eating in Wok And Wine on Frederick street
You may also enjoy it www.wokandwine.co.uk/
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:05, archived)

Duly noted.
She wants to go to a veggie gaff she went to a few years ago, fine by me as long they have a bring your own meat policy.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:09, archived)

If it's Kalpna,
it's quite good, despite the lack of meat.
It would be even better if it had meat in it as well, mind.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:11, archived)

Nope
She said it was just by Princes Street
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:13, archived)

I don't know it, then,
in that case. I know two others, but they're not there.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:15, archived)

We'll ask the gadge who took them
That might be a good start.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:16, archived)

Ask the waitress if they have any meat
When she says no, whap your cock out on the table and ask her would she mind if you brought your own?
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:12, archived)

There'll be a joke about the size of the portion

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:15, archived)

JMG will be blamed

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:16, archived)

Accept that
then take her to Wildfire on Rose St.

Local meat. Local seafood. Local (well, Orkney) beer. Rocks, all of. You'll need to book, mind you, it's not big.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:23, archived)

or the Mussel and Steak bar on Victoria Street.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:25, archived)

I've had mixed results, there.
Probably just unlucky. Been great once and ropey once. Wildfire has always been great, it has to be said, and their steaks ....... mmmmm, cow.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:31, archived)

oh,
I only went once and it was awesome.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:32, archived)

I think it probably is
most of my mates up here really rate it, I just think I got one bad night and that always puts you off. It wasn't awful, just not up to scratch, and there are enough great restaurants up here to not have to eat in an average one again. It's not London, thank fuck.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:37, archived)

Also noted
We're both seafoodists
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:32, archived)