You bastard!
I put the Christmas Club money on Cool Creek because of your hearty endorsement.

How am I going to tell the wife and kids that Santa won't be visiting this year? The wife's written a letter to him already!
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 14:05, archived)

I know of
a fucking donkey going cheap.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 14:07, archived)

You know of
a cheap donkey to fuck? Where?
( Geordie Al, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 14:15, archived)

Abi Titmuss?

( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 14:18, archived)