Dear Baldmonkey
I have recently had a purge of limbs and given the proceeds to the Socialist Labour Party to develop a half decent website. I am now missing one leg, one arm, one testicle, one eyeball, one ear, one nipple, and my upper row of teeth. Considering most of these things don't count as limbs, what common household implements could best be used as replacements for my pawned body parts?

Yours corpulently,

Imhotep
( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:35, archived)

Are testicles limbs?
Really?
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:36, archived)

TL;DR

( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:37, archived)

How much is a testicle worth?
Because mine aren't getting a fat lot of use lately.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:38, archived)

You can get about a hundred quid each if you sell them as an aphrodisiac

( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:39, archived)

And oh yeah.
I've read it properly now. Sorry.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 21:39, archived)