Sandpaper
on the headboard of my bed.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 14:28, archived)

At a cousin's wedding when I was younger,
we noticed that said cousin was a little thin on top. Dad turns to me and whispers "denim headboard" - I had to think about it for a while!
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 14:32, archived)

OK
I give up. EH??
( Dekazer, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:00, archived)