YOUR MUM.
HAHAHAHAHAH! See. It'll be jam packed with awesome humour like that.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:28, archived)

I'm going to get my mum to phone in
and explain point by point, just exactly how you failed in the shagging of her stakes.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:30, archived)

Is "steaks" what she calls those massive distended labia?
HAAHAHAHAHA! I'm on fucking fire.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:32, archived)

She wore them specially for you.
Made from the skin of babies, just the way you like.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:37, archived)