baldmonkey started yet another new thread

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:22, archived)

Hello balders.
How are you chap? Buy any new hats recently?
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:23, archived)

Hello.
Okay. No.
I have heartburn and, after long discussions with Richard, we decided not to give in on the podcasts but to try doing them slightly differently in a bid to not be so fucking shit. We've also decided not to always publish one. If what we record is shit, there isn't one that week. So there you go.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:26, archived)

well you should start by ditching Richard
he ruins the podcast
( scott,, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:27, archived)

Dude.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:28, archived)

Sweet.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:28, archived)

i'm serious.
he's the main reason i've never listened to it. after you.
( scott,, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:31, archived)

You should team up with him Scott.
Teach him to make recordings that are understandable, and not noisey shit.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:33, archived)

I don't want YOUR sort listening anyway.
In fact, it contains meat for just this reason.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:33, archived)

i heard it was full of tripe, yes.

( scott,, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:37, archived)

Better than being full of FAGGOTS.
haahahahahahaahhaaha
I am such a funny though.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:38, archived)

i like you, so i will say haha

( scott,, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:41, archived)

I like you more.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:43, archived)

i get that a lot

( scott,, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:46, archived)

What will you do differently?

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:27, archived)

YOUR MUM.
HAHAHAHAHAH! See. It'll be jam packed with awesome humour like that.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:28, archived)

I'm going to get my mum to phone in
and explain point by point, just exactly how you failed in the shagging of her stakes.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:30, archived)

Is "steaks" what she calls those massive distended labia?
HAAHAHAHAHA! I'm on fucking fire.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:32, archived)

She wore them specially for you.
Made from the skin of babies, just the way you like.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:37, archived)

More structure. Shorter clips. Small amount of planning. Shorter overall podcast. Faster paced. Episodes bound by a theme.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:31, archived)

Excellent plan.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:32, archived)

i think your themes should be 70s sit coms
each episode is based in one of
a prison
a hotel
on a bus etc
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:33, archived)

Oh no, nothing like that.
Unless this idea turns out to be shit too.
No, we're going to have a topic we deal with each week.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:34, archived)

I did just buy some shorts in Asda though.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:26, archived)

Like just now.
And there were still queues.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:27, archived)

I hate shopping in asda, the shops are always heaving full.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:28, archived)

Good show.
Where will you be exhibiting said shorts?
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:32, archived)

Around my leg department.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:33, archived)

Excellent choice.
Keep up the good work.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:35, archived)

Fratton?
I'm surprised you found the fuckers. I stopped going when they rearranged everything and I couldn't find a thing any more.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:37, archived)

No.
Fratton Asda is too scummy for decent people.
The out of town one.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:39, archived)

Ah yes
I went there once. Still, it's ASDA! Waitrose is down the road!
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:41, archived)

Good lord.
I'm watching cinderella man on fiver
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:26, archived)

I've not watched that yet.
This is mostly because everytime I start watching it I immediately don't want to .
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:28, archived)

I missed half an hour of it, this might have helped.
It's been alright.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:29, archived)

It's always like "Oh yeah. Russel Crow. Maybe tomorrow."

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:30, archived)

Careful, he might throw a phone at you.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:31, archived)

That may well be the only (relatively) mainstream film to be named after a Rush song, ever.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:32, archived)

I'm waiting for "I think I'm going Bald: The JMG story"

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:41, archived)

I hope your cock rots off you smelly hippy
you make me fucking SICK you do
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:27, archived)

Your my favourite waste of time.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:29, archived)

wuv oo tooooo

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:41, archived)

Fuck off, shitlamp.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:30, archived)

Shitlamp is a great word.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:36, archived)

HEY! YOU STOLE IT FROM ME...
www.b3ta.com/search/talk?q=shitlamp
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:37, archived)

shitlamp shitlamp shitlamp shitlamp shitlamp shitlamp shitlamp shitlamp shitlamp shitlamp
no wonder it's so ace.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:38, archived)

shitlips is better.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:39, archived)

there's a klaxon in my house that goes off whenever you post a new thread
it's really fucking annoying, stop doing it
( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:31, archived)

YOWSERS!

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:35, archived)

Jamie Reynolds?

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:39, archived)

Well don't do it again.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:31, archived)

I'm off to bed now.
Night night lovely people.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:45, archived)

Turns out, he repented and gave bob cratchitt a raise.
Spending his final years as a generous man.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:54, archived)