Yay
*asplodes through sheer joy*
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 6:09, archived)

I'm so happy for you.
Do you mind asploding in the corner though? I'm trying to bathe with a toaster here.
( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 6:09, archived)

Bathing with toasters is no good.
It's a little hazardous.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 6:50, archived)

But bath-toast is the most delicious of all toasts!

( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 6:55, archived)

maybe so but you could get electromocuted making it!
and that's bad.

unless you're into that stuff?
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 7:05, archived)

It's the danger that makes it taste good.
Mmmmmm.
( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 7:06, archived)

what's life without a little risk ey?
fucking dull that's what it is!
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 7:12, archived)

That's exactly what I say to protesting men as I rape them up the arse without a condom!

( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 7:13, archived)

now that's not very nice!
you could hurt their feelings doing that.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 7:14, archived)

I always debrief them afterwards.
For moral reasons.
( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 7:19, archived)

moral my butt.
:) you just want their phone numbers.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 7:24, archived)