I'm a happy chappy and i can't sleep
The girl i really like told me she had a dream of us living together and she wants to spend the next few days with me (since my housemate is on holiday). Then she went on to ask if she could meet my family.

Surely that's a good sign?

Sorry had to tell someone (even if you are all the internets), felt like i was gonna burst.


:)
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 6:03, archived)

Martin Luther King had a dream.
And now we have a brownie in the White House.

In conclusion, yes - good sign.
( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 6:08, archived)

Yay
*asplodes through sheer joy*
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 6:09, archived)

I'm so happy for you.
Do you mind asploding in the corner though? I'm trying to bathe with a toaster here.
( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 6:09, archived)

Bathing with toasters is no good.
It's a little hazardous.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 6:50, archived)

But bath-toast is the most delicious of all toasts!

( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 6:55, archived)

maybe so but you could get electromocuted making it!
and that's bad.

unless you're into that stuff?
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 7:05, archived)

It's the danger that makes it taste good.
Mmmmmm.
( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 7:06, archived)

what's life without a little risk ey?
fucking dull that's what it is!
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 7:12, archived)

That's exactly what I say to protesting men as I rape them up the arse without a condom!

( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 7:13, archived)

now that's not very nice!
you could hurt their feelings doing that.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 7:14, archived)

I always debrief them afterwards.
For moral reasons.
( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 7:19, archived)

moral my butt.
:) you just want their phone numbers.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 7:24, archived)

yes that's a good sign.
I'm also pretty happy - one exam left to do! woo and indeedy yay.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 6:43, archived)

could also be a sign of insanity...
you haven't been out with her and she's already talking about moving in? run for the hills.
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 6:51, archived)

No no..
I've been out with her plenty of times....

So far she's been the least insane.
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 6:58, archived)

Are you the only one who can see your girlfriend?
Also a sign of insanity.
( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 6:59, archived)

Hmm...
If that's the case. Who was driving the car yesterday?

*worried now*
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 7:00, archived)

The ghost of Rod Hull.

( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 7:01, archived)

Now that does worry me.

(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 7:04, archived)

ah
then it's probably a good sign. how long have you been courting?
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 7:01, archived)

We've been friends for about two years.
Then we've become closer (shall we say) over the last five months.
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 7:04, archived)

good luck then...
still best to make sure she's not a nutter. not a dangerous one, anyway.
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 7:05, archived)

*BANG BANG BANG*
IT'S EIGHT IN THE MORNING AND SOME OF US ARE GOING TO WORK

*SMASHES PLATES*
( Theoban What of it, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 6:55, archived)

Sounds great
Just keep an eye on the jewellery, and peek at her in the toilets so she's not thieving your bubble bath
( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 6:59, archived)

but bubble bath is fun to share.
it's all bubbly...and..fun-like.

erm. yeah.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 7:03, archived)

No-one likes a bubble-thief.

( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 7:05, archived)

but it's not theiving if the other person is in the bath and sharing the bubbles!

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 7:06, archived)

Depends on whether or not they were invited, doesn't it?
I know your kind.
( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 7:07, archived)

you spelled "you're" wrong.
I know I'm kind. I don't like being mean.
:)
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 7:08, archived)

I'm keeping my beady little eye on you.
First the bubbles. Then the toast. What next? WORLD DOMINATION?
( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 7:09, archived)

you have beady eyes? are you a sock puppet?!
AWESOME! I've always wanted a sockpuppet!
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 7:10, archived)

They don't call me "Beady-Eye" Roaneah for nothing.
In fact, they've never called me that.
( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 7:12, archived)

And by "they", I mean the illuminati.

( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 7:12, archived)

awww. that's no good. Do you want me to call you Beady-Eye Roaneah then? Cos I will if you want.
with love and fluff.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 7:13, archived)

I've been called a hell of a lot worse.
At the moment though I am roaneah, the infamous exploding fruitcake. *insert fanfare*
( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 7:17, archived)

why fruitcake?
are they insinuating you're a tad loopy?
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 7:23, archived)

Jam Master Geordie called me it earlier.
Because I am a flouncy puffter.
( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 7:28, archived)

JMG doesn't seem too bad.
makes me chuckle to see his posts.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 7:33, archived)

That does seem to be the general consensus.

( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 7:34, archived)

well I need a really good reason to dislike someone.
He hasn't given me one.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 7:39, archived)

Good thinking, Batman.

( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 7:40, archived)

The best signs to look for are
she shows you her tits
she plays with your mr happy

er

its a start.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 7:11, archived)

oh god I just sprayed water back into my cup reading that.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 7:15, archived)

suppose some would see that as a sign too.

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 7:18, archived)

i suppose they would.
but hey. who cares?
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 7:25, archived)

simple people

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 7:28, archived)

FUCK! FUCK! GET OUT OF THERE NOW!
SHE'S A MOTHERFUCKING INSECTOID IN HUMAN FORM AND WANTS TO LAY HER YOUNG IN YOUR FAMILY AND FEED ON YOUR SPINAL FLUID!
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 7:48, archived)

You're in high spirits today.

( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 7:54, archived)