Is it opposite day today?
*cracks out the wig and frock*
( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 7:50, archived)

nah , I work nights.

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 7:51, archived)

I love nightshifts.
study during the day, work the nights on the weekends for extra pay. excellent way of making money. /loves hospitality
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 7:53, archived)

Work nights? "Hospitality"?
Understood.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 8:04, archived)

calls charged at 3 quid a minute
please get the phone owners permission before calling.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 8:06, archived)

Chat Now With School-age Sheilas!
Hotter Than A Dingo's Dipstick! etc
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 8:08, archived)

actually it's more like hotter then the roads in summer
but hey. Close enough.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 8:35, archived)