Have a wank and calm down

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:01, archived)

hmmm
if I used my left hand I'd improve my tenouchi
( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)

+ if you paint your fingernails & wear a cheap gold bangle
you can pretend your mum is doing it.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:04, archived)