I wonder
if you can blow a mouse up by putting it in a Beanzawave ?

A cat came into my garden and caught a mouse yesterday. This is the first useful thing the cunt has done in my garden, usually it just shits so I have to throw a tennis ball at it.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:07, archived)

we should have a "hello Hankster" thread
where we all send him nice messages, in case he's lurking

the lurking shitcunt
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:09, archived)

I don't think it'd blow up. I am not a scientist, however.
Please don't try.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:10, archived)

After watching the worst film ever, "Wanted" starring Angelina Jolie
Every time I hear of exploding mice, I cry a little.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:10, archived)

I downloaded that and I still want my money back

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:10, archived)

I quite enjoyed Wanted. It was stupid fun. Nowhere near as good as the comics though.
Now, Terminator: Salvation - there's a contender for worst film ever.
( FoldsFive, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:11, archived)

On a scale of 1 to 20. How bad is it?
1 being bad.
( BindiBaji, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:12, archived)

1 being Terminator: Salvation and 20 being Children of Men
I'd put it at 1.
( FoldsFive, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:13, archived)

Children of men a 20!
I will have to check it out.
( BindiBaji, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:15, archived)

don't bother, it's really dull

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:18, archived)

8.1 IMDB
That quite high for that site.
( BindiBaji, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:20, archived)

I was so bored by it I can't even remember what it's about
I think it's a bit short on aliens and explosions and I can't remember if you get to see any tit
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:23, archived)

Hmm you covered all the important stuff.

( BindiBaji, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:33, archived)

It's a great film. One of my favourites.

( FoldsFive, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:25, archived)

That end-scene going through the buildings is one of the most technacly impressive scenes I've ever seen.
The whole lot had to be done in one take, not a single cut.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:36, archived)

I'll download buy it.
( BindiBaji, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:37, archived)

on a scale of Matrix Revolutions to Star Wars Episode 1
it's a three hour documentary about Dekionplexis
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:14, archived)

a mouse > a cat
keep throwing the tennis ball
( CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 11:16, archived)