I am quite
clearly already living without cats. They are OK, but Gin provides a perfectly acceptable old-age-filling substitute :D
( Dekazer, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:27, archived)

bed socks
are a mad old woman thing

though my sister wears them too
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:29, archived)

Or lifelong
smokers who have bad circulation and cold bedrooms and no toasty warm husbands, actually.
( Dekazer, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:38, archived)