I've decided to do a Flappers-style post

What 6 things could you not do without? (This is mildly rhetorical so no air/gravity/blood-cell answers you wankers)

Me:

Ciggies, Books, Beer, Motorbike, PC, Music - in no particular order.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:16, archived)

hmmmm
my family
books
music
sex
chocolate
humour
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:19, archived)

PC, cows, porn, cheese, porn, pop tarts, knowing keith chegwin will alway be a cunt

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:20, archived)

Hmm,
Red Bull, chocolate, intercock, PS2 games, drawing equipment, books.
( Bob Todd whee, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:20, archived)

Nail clippers,
Chocolate,
Bubble bath,
Wanking,
B3ta,
Fingers.
( Comma, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:20, archived)

Coca-Cola, Music, My Glasses, Books, Cheese, Sunshine

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:21, archived)

And no over-emotional "my children, my wife" sort of posts either.
1. Computer
2. Work (I enjoy it)
3. Holidays away from work (but not that much)
4. Music (listening and playing)
5. Beer
6. Books
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:21, archived)

aww but I was going to say
Jesus
my wife
my kids
my friends
my mummy
my daddy
(teasus likes tea, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:35, archived)

As long as you're not over-emotional about it...

( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:37, archived)

Music, books, good food,
the missus, internet access... and you guys.

Haha, only joking. I think maybe the last one should be wanking.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:22, archived)

but aren't we
just the same thing?
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:23, archived)

Good point
but having remembered chocolate and cheese, You won't be making the top 6 anyway. Sorry.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:26, archived)

Right, I've rethought
Tea
Chocolate
Cheese
Putty
Axes
Beany hats.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:33, archived)

Chocolate is gay (as in I can live without it very easily)
but cheese is great. I don't seem to ever eat anything special any more - I think I need to treat myself. A combination of trying to lose weight and laziness has severely ristricted my diet.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:34, archived)

you had special stuff at the b3tnik
you need to come and and visit Peckhams again
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:37, archived)

Best way to lose weight
is to eat just as much but exercise more.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:37, archived)

Aye I know I know
I really should go back to kickboxing as I was in pretty damn good shape when I was doing that, and when I started I was a lot lardier than I am now. I'm not actually too bad at the mo, could just be firmer in the right places you know :)
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:40, archived)

Tea
Mars Delight, Internet, Hair straighteners, trainers, cider.
( Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:23, archived)

Just money.
If I have enough of that, I can replace everything else.

/cold & emotionless
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:24, archived)

You say that
but wait until I rip your pancreas out and hold it to ransom.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:28, archived)

See if I care.
/cold, emotionless & bleeding to death
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:30, archived)

Sod that
All the obvious stuff (the MUF, the family, blah blah), obviously, but the things I really appreciate in my life are;

1. My big coffee mug in the office
2. Bed socks
3. Wotsits
4. Toothbrushes
5. Headphones
6. My cagoule.
( Dekazer, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:24, archived)

bed socks??
and a million cats
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:25, archived)

And being found face down in your kitchen at 64
Being eaten by the cats
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:27, archived)

I am quite
clearly already living without cats. They are OK, but Gin provides a perfectly acceptable old-age-filling substitute :D
( Dekazer, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:27, archived)

bed socks
are a mad old woman thing

though my sister wears them too
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:29, archived)

Or lifelong
smokers who have bad circulation and cold bedrooms and no toasty warm husbands, actually.
( Dekazer, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:38, archived)

MUF?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:27, archived)

Muff.

( Comma, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:29, archived)

That
I could understand. Never underestimate the importance of genital insulation.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:34, archived)

Modern
Urban Family. I love my MUF.
( Dekazer, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:35, archived)

thats really really gay

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:37, archived)

Just for once,
I'm with you.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:40, archived)

What is this strange feeling?
Could it be... solidarity with Mykey?

*seeks help*
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:42, archived)

theflatmate's
metro.. What can I do?
( Dekazer, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:42, archived)

Strap explosives to your waist,
and give him a hug?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:51, archived)

I once
sat through a three hour Bollywood film of which that very scene was the ending. I felt cheated. And very very tired.
( Dekazer, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:55, archived)

Your fucking cagoule?!
Jesus Christ.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:27, archived)

You realise that there are women out there who would class their prize posession
as their little pink thong. its not too late my friend
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:28, archived)

*sobs*

( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:32, archived)

Prize possession?
That implies they can't afford a steady stream of new ones really doesn't it.
( Dekazer, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:48, archived)

She lives in Scotchland.
It rains a lot.

It wouldn't be in my top six but it's pretty important, nonetheless.
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:31, archived)

My hair
doesn't like rain but Edinburgh doesn't like umbrellas.

And I don't like getting rained on.
( Dekazer, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:36, archived)

you could set up
a small but stylish tent on your shoulders
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:39, archived)

Real men just get wet ffs
I didn't buy a coat until December last year and I was walking round at 0C in a t-shirt and even then I only did it because I was off to Venice.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:36, archived)

You moaned
like a girl when you got wet riding round Scotland though ;P
( Dekazer, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:43, archived)

Ha.
I sat for 10 hours in the lashing freezing rain being buffeted by the wind, I didn't just get a little damp wandering around shopping! I couldn't feel my fingers and toes dammit!
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:53, archived)

wet pneumonia
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:43, archived)

So you're saying that Dekazer is not a real man because she wears a cagoule?


You're not helping your 'I'm Straight!' campaign much, are you?
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:47, archived)

Its good to see your woman fits in there:)
Good luck!
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:25, archived)

:P

( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:29, archived)

Books
The interweb
Cycling
Programming
Writing
Don't know

I'd probably say "girlfriend" if I had one.
edit: In which case friends count as 'things' too, so them.
( Newington, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:27, archived)

That last line is just crying out for a frowning smiley...

( debar - Lord High Expositioner, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:30, archived)

RUM
nothing else matters after the first bottle.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:28, archived)

The Navys answer to Wine Women and Song :
Rum, bum and concertinas
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:35, archived)

Music, books, booze, PC, intelligent conversation, the possibility to travel.




_{and you bastards probably almost make it onto that list.}
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:28, archived)

*dons ski mask*
*abseils down outside of list*

*Smashes through window in at no 2*
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:31, archived)

Ahhhh
Family
Friends
Beauty
Music
Hot anal bumsex up the shitter with a big hairy goat cock
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:28, archived)

That's five
may I suggest "kittens" for number 6?
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:30, archived)

I cant count higher than five
And I fucking hate kittens.

If I had to add something onto that list it would probably be cuttlefish
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:33, archived)

Pfft.
*Coke/Monitor interaction*
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:37, archived)

I misread that as
cock/monitor and feared for the safety of your job
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:40, archived)

j n

We all did
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:41, archived)

Music, books, good stand-up comedy, receiving blowjobs, my closest mates, my computer
This doesn't leave room for cheese or decent quality sausages which is disappointing.
( Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:33, archived)

Numbers three, four and five
can be combined, to leave two spaces open.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:38, archived)

Top things that are ace and stuff.
1)Friends (people not the lifeless pupets on TV)
2)Cigarettes
3)Books
4)Toilet paper
5)Mobile phone
6)Computer
(A bit Manchester, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:33, archived)

Number 4 is very valid
and Aloe Vera toilet paper is the best thing since the Internet
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:37, archived)

Lavender-scented,
I'll bet.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:39, archived)

Is it kind
to your cock-ravaged ring ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:40, archived)

Yes
yes it is.

Honestly I have a prett cast-iron stomach, and yet highly volatile bowels. My poor arse suffers from my love of spicey food more than you could possibly believe.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:43, archived)

Stomach of iron
I used to be able to eat small chunks of smouldering coal (chilli chicken vindaloo) without so much as breaking a sweat, now i need half a roll of soothing alovera poo roll just to get me through the morning after even a medium hot curry.
I don't like getting old(23).
(A bit Manchester, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:53, archived)

erm
music
my garden
Mac OSX
olives
proper underpants
books
(teasus likes tea, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:40, archived)

Mac OSX?
Please leave quietly before I call security.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:45, archived)

let me think
-Mike Dirnt
-Billie Joe Armstrong
-Tre Cool
-Hair wax/gel/spray
-Bread
(P-nut Obsessive Compulsive Green Day Disorder..., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:41, archived)