This is you:
NSFW

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( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)

OMG LOL FOUND OUT !

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:49, archived)

Is that Justin lee Collins ?
Who on earth would bother to photoshop that sort of abomination ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:50, archived)

Photoshop? No no.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:53, archived)

It came from 4chan
It's veracity is doubtful.

'Ello neckwrong, how's tricks?
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)

I'm in a special place.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:57, archived)

ym ?
or OMG LOL DRUGZ ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:57, archived)

After trying some shitty "Quick Energy" drink yesterday, I took a double dose of sleepy antihistamine to get some sleep.
I'm all warm and fuzzy.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:59, archived)

it's clearly photoshopped
i can tell by some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few such images in my time
( well, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:59, archived)

oh moohalaa, those are some lovely socks!
:(
( moohalaa, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:57, archived)

your gut is bigger

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 16:57, archived)