I prefer erotic b3ta fan fiction
Mongychops rose gracefully from his chair. Subtlety glistened in the beads of sweat scattered sparsley across his broad, naked chest. The heat from the fire seemed but a candle compared to the furnace of his heart.
He leaned over, and slid into King Baby Duck with rehearsed ease. As sweet and as smooth as a perfect glissando; the cadence would not be heard until the morning.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:37, archived)

hold on why the name change? and i'm not gay you know, i hate queers

( mongychops, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:39, archived)

I just used the first two usernames I saw.
I thought I saw FF, but it turns out I didn't.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:39, archived)

Just then, FoldsFive walked in, with a wine bottle hanging off his cock.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:40, archived)

I've got a semillon.

( FoldsFive, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:43, archived)

Bravo.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 18:33, archived)

that's ok then, i though FF had gone off me for a moment

( mongychops, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:41, archived)

Not a chance.

( FoldsFive, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:43, archived)