MY TURN TO FLOUNCE!!
Gilgamesh - What a TOTAL BASTARD. I've seen paedophiles I've sympathised with more than this shitstain on humanity.

Mongychops - TOTAL BASTARD! The kind of bastard who'd freeze a turd and stab you in the eye with it.

Jam Master Geordie - BASTARDING BASTARD!! Invented the word bastard to describe himself. Wouldn't even shit on you to put out a fire unless you provide him free bog roll.

Sir Sand Goblin - BASSSTTAAARRDD!!! Lets children swing on his shit beard whilst nobbing them

Lightguy - ABSOLUTE TOTAL AND UTTER BASTARD!!!! Invented AIDS, Pokemon and the bugs you get in FIFA games. Dared Bin Laden to carry out 9/11 in a five pound bet, then refused to pay up afterwards.
( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:50, archived)

please, I'm still recovering from yesterday's attack on my delicate sensibilities

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:53, archived)

i'm glad i got out of that one lightly

( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:57, archived)

i'm far too timid to use b3ta anymore, it hurts me

( mongychops, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:57, archived)

Turdsicle cranial intrusion
would be a good term for stabbing someone with frozen shit
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 18:02, archived)