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NO, I WANT ATTENTION! ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME MEEEEEEEE

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:39, archived)
i think i might have a drive up the pub

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:40, archived)
I think I might switch my computer off for a while

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:40, archived)
OMG real world teimz!

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:41, archived)
say it aint so

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:42, archived)
i never turn this old heap of shit off, i'm not sure it would re-boot

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:43, archived)
how old is your PC?

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:43, archived)
over 10 years, maybe 12

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:45, archived)
woah
I wouldn't risk it
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:45, archived)
i would buy a new one but i don't have much luck with cumputorz

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:47, archived)
Well if its still chugging I would count that as a plus

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:49, archived)
You're me
Everything I do to a computer goes wrong. It's not as if I'm shit at computers, I'm just cursed.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:49, archived)
i bought a nice little netbook the other month installed wine on it
i hasn't worked since, damn you jacobs creak
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:53, archived)
white or red?

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:55, archived)
red? is that where i went wrong?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:55, archived)
use rose for best results.
Its close enough to white wine not to break it but red enough to improve the performance tenfold.
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:57, archived)
noted, i might buy an alienwarze pc thingy and install white lightning

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:59, archived)
Oh :(

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:56, archived)
GILGAMESH YES!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:40, archived)
I'm improving the internet by ruining it for everyone

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:41, archived)
ah ha
the google approach
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:43, archived)
that's a great sig in the making, right there.

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:47, archived)
given that i will not long be part of this world,
i think i should get most attention.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:40, archived)
I thought you died two years ago.
This is taking the piss now. Please hurry up.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:41, archived)
that was his brother
do at least to try keep up
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:42, archived)
fucking hell, I am a keyboard spack today

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:44, archived)
So is he dead or not?
It would be a bit of a shame if SSG's brother died.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:45, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/4147458
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:49, archived)
My condolences
not that it means much coming from someone from the internet, but I am sorry for your loss.
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:52, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/4147430
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:54, archived)
top irony here

(I helped save b3ta! well, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:40, archived)
*the sound of a man dying*

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:41, archived)
urrrk
*cough* remember me as a corpse
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:45, archived)
MY TURN TO FLOUNCE!!
Gilgamesh - What a TOTAL BASTARD. I've seen paedophiles I've sympathised with more than this shitstain on humanity.

Mongychops - TOTAL BASTARD! The kind of bastard who'd freeze a turd and stab you in the eye with it.

Jam Master Geordie - BASTARDING BASTARD!! Invented the word bastard to describe himself. Wouldn't even shit on you to put out a fire unless you provide him free bog roll.

Sir Sand Goblin - BASSSTTAAARRDD!!! Lets children swing on his shit beard whilst nobbing them

Lightguy - ABSOLUTE TOTAL AND UTTER BASTARD!!!! Invented AIDS, Pokemon and the bugs you get in FIFA games. Dared Bin Laden to carry out 9/11 in a five pound bet, then refused to pay up afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:50, archived)
please, I'm still recovering from yesterday's attack on my delicate sensibilities

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:53, archived)
i'm glad i got out of that one lightly

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:57, archived)
i'm far too timid to use b3ta anymore, it hurts me

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 17:57, archived)
Turdsicle cranial intrusion
would be a good term for stabbing someone with frozen shit
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 18:02, archived)