I have it on good authority that Hammond <3 cock*

and that's 'love' not 'less than three'
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:48, archived)

Yes but I've been asking around and I can't find a single lady type
who wouldn't do the sorts of things to him which he really doesn't deserve.
( Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:50, archived)

he bloody does deserve it
he's so gorgeous I can't even put it into words
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:54, archived)

You dropped 'has a'
and 'inch'.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:02, archived)