Take That were all killed in a car accident, earlier today.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:14, archived)

Noooo they weren't.
my mam can hear them singing from her kitchen. I know this cos I phoned her earlier on and heard them
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:17, archived)

That was the music they were playing on the news,
while reporting their deaths. Because they're dead. And have therefore had to cancel all live shows. Due to death related difficulties.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:20, archived)

SHUT UP.

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:21, archived)

I'm guessing you've closed your eyes and have fingers in your ears.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:35, archived)

nbgrgrebvt iuvvtn
FJHJ;GFBAR EN GVL
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:36, archived)

*puts out message over pa*
*chhhhhckk*

NEW DOBBER FOR BLUE STAR
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:38, archived)

Y'alright, Mr Acceptable Face of Up There?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)

I'm fine.
I went for a run earlier, a whole five miles without stopping.

How are you, this very 'eve.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:00, archived)

Fucking knackered
Spent all day cleaning due to letting agent inspection tomorrow. I smell of bleach.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:04, archived)

Ah, a lad I work with had those.
Till he discovered he couldn't afford to live there anymore.

Silly get didn't take bills into account.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:09, archived)

Fucking mong
I'm moving onwards and upwards. Nice house near Ms Official and a cracking coffee shop.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:10, archived)