There's lots of ducks quacking loudly outside
I think duck rape might be involved
( St. Defenestration The REAL one, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:27, archived)

:(
o noes
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:29, archived)

I do mean rape performed
by ducks. On a swan or something.
( St. Defenestration The REAL one, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:33, archived)

Phwoaar!

( Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:29, archived)

I'll get in on that duckfucking action!

( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:36, archived)

On video?

( Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:38, archived)

Any medium.
I'm easy. When there's a handsome mallard on the go, I'll do anything!
( hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)