That reminds me of a playgroundlaw entry.
Can't be arsed to dig up the url.
( Bob Todd whee, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 15:59, archived)

how to end a subthread
by bobb todd.
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:06, archived)

Emergency subthread resuscitation kit
Contents:

1x strikethrough gag
5x assorted *bums*
2x *belms*
15x tangential blether
9x assorted memes
1x links to BBC news (to be used only by authorised B3tans)
( Geordie Al, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:17, archived)

i have a pulse
*kills thread with spade*


FIN
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:23, archived)