You could have pet snakes.
Snakes are cool. You're allowed have pet ones, like.
(Esme WeatherwaxI swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 22:59,
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Won't Saint Wossisname come along and
CAST THEM OUT?
(NobbyNobody21 years a b3tan, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:02,
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I suppose he does that by speaking in forked tongues.