I was out Christmas shopping with the ratbag
and I asked her to help me find something for dekazer. she picked up a duck-shaped vibrator and said "Lucy needs this!" who was I to argue...
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:06, archived)

And we've
got that one preserved, and ready for the blackmail.
( Geordie Al, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:11, archived)