I would,
because I would let Big Brother bum me until I bled.
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:15, archived)

Actually
from what I have seen so far (very little) you're probably the most likely candidate purely because of your sexuality.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 16:25, archived)