I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandad,
and not kicking, crying and screaming like his passengers.
/dad joke
( FoldsFive, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)

Pfft.
Hai Dave.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)

What was that?
I can only hear background noise.

HAI!
( FoldsFive, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:49, archived)

Bzzzzzzzz

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 10:55, archived)

My grandad died during the holocaust.
He fell out the guard tower.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:26, archived)