Bordon
As in 'I just bordoned that' or 'I'm going to have a good bordon later'
( Theoban What of it, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:39, archived)

I had a giggle at "lardons" in Asda yesterday

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:39, archived)

Heh, when you get aroused by a large lady

( Theoban What of it, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:40, archived)

I told cr3 I had a lardon for him and he just looked at me sadly and patted me on the head

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:41, archived)

Did he say 'aww, bless' too?

( Theoban What of it, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:41, archived)

I'm meant to be the mature one. Oh dear.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:42, archived)

you should have tried
"wide-on like the Blackwall Tunnel"

that's the more mature approach.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:47, archived)

mmm bacon.

( sleepybinky, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:40, archived)

baconbaconbacon

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:42, archived)

bacony mmmmms

( sleepybinky, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:49, archived)

Is that what happens when Mykey sees a sexy pie?


ROFFLEFATINTERMEME etc.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:43, archived)

All pies are sexy pies.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:45, archived)

BACON PIE?

( sleepybinky, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:50, archived)

CHICKEN AND BACON CERTAINLY

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:55, archived)