SEAMONKEYS

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:25, archived)

They're awesome.
I dropped my seamonkeys when I was 12. I dropped to my knees and wept.

WHY GOD? WHY MUST I HAVE SPACKYHANDS?!
( Bats, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:27, archived)

*massive sadface*

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:45, archived)

They're like MEN of the SEA.
MEN of the SEA.
MEN... SEA... MEN... SEA...
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 12:29, archived)