you are. So adopt the position, love.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:03, archived)

What if she's misplaced her strap-on?

( RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:04, archived)

I've got something she can use instead.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:05, archived)

A can of squirty cream and some double sided tape?

( RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:07, archived)

www.explosm.net/comics/1678/
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:07, archived)

dwarves with lots of body hair and velcro pants

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:21, archived)

She's just got it on back to front.

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:05, archived)

back to front inside-out
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:06, archived)

A rip-off?

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:07, archived)

haha.
How's the low country?
( RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:07, archived)

Low.
The sun is hiding and all the leggy Dutch blonde lovelies are covering up again. And everyone's very amused about the cricket.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:08, archived)

sounds splendid
I assume you've seen this?

www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/sport-headlines/dutch-to-invent-word-for-
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:10, archived)

Excellent.
Speaking as a non cricket fan with many ardent cricket fan friends, I am most amused by the whole situation.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:11, archived)

I have it in a hip holster, always ready for use.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 13:09, archived)