What if
the tarantula isn't actually a tarantula but is actually a shark that's been coated in poison?
( The Neville What what what, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:31, archived)

and forced into a tarantula's skin.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:32, archived)

And then infected
with rabies and syphilis
( The Neville What what what, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:34, archived)

and given a top hat and moustache.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 14:35, archived)