World's worst boyfriend right here.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:47, archived)

You utter cunt.
Next you'll say you buy her little treats and feed her. You make me sick.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 16:49, archived)

Kind of the other way round as she's the one with the money,
I just have to buy her cheaper yet more thoughtful things.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 17:04, archived)

You're going to have to accidentally on purpose
elbow her in the eye just to balance things out.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 17:05, archived)

Sometimes I push her out of bed when she's asleep and pretend that she must have rolled out on her own.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 17:12, archived)

I'm so proud I could wet myself.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 17:13, archived)